Wind

Must you always blow? Wind.
My hair is messy.Wind.
Ouch, my corneas just froze. Wind.
Why is all this dirt in my room? Wind.
Who left the window open? Me.
Who took advantage of this opportunity? Wind.
Hey there. Wind.
Go to Hell and let the Devil have a snowball fight.

This is what the Antarctic does to your brain. Link.

Via.