The Mechanical Contrivium Teaches Us That:

shared by the mystified dust mason. again.

1 - Punk grasshoppers can turn their stomach inside out!
2 - Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in punk grasshoppers.
3 - New Zealand was the first place to allow punk grasshoppers to vote.
4 - A lump of punk grasshoppers the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
5 - Punk grasshoppericide is the killing of punk grasshoppers.
6 - The international dialling code for punk grasshoppers is 672.
7 - The air around punk grasshoppers is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
8 - On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of punk grasshoppers.
9 - The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of punk grasshoppers is blue!
10 - Punk grasshoppers were first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.

The Mechanical Contrivium.

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