The Mechanical Contrivium Teaches Us That:

shared by the mystified dust mason. again.

1 - Punk grasshoppers can turn their stomach inside out!
2 - Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in punk grasshoppers.
3 - New Zealand was the first place to allow punk grasshoppers to vote.
4 - A lump of punk grasshoppers the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
5 - Punk grasshoppericide is the killing of punk grasshoppers.
6 - The international dialling code for punk grasshoppers is 672.
7 - The air around punk grasshoppers is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
8 - On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of punk grasshoppers.
9 - The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of punk grasshoppers is blue!
10 - Punk grasshoppers were first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
Via The Nonist (with more great links)


Cog said...

This is possibly the best insect ever. And they look delicious. Now I'm going to have to spend days hunting some down for pets/dinner...

xenmate said...

If I'm not mistaken, if you lick a punk grasshopper 20 times you will consume exactly one calorie!

On space said...

Es esto?

On space said...

...en un concierto de Sex Pistols por supuesto...

xenmate said...

Yeah! Joder cuantos!