More sinister than Opus Dei

shared by +fatman+

Snip:

Pandas are endangered because they are utterly incompetent. Take their diet. As we all know from the pro-panda propaganda, pandas eat almost exclusively bamboo shoots. What panda apologists ignore is that, though fine as a side dish with Szechuan beef and egg-fried rice, bamboo has so few nutrients that the piebald buffoons have to spend 16 hours a day stuffing themselves with it.

Don't panda to misty-eyed sentiment.